Pet Peeve #19

When I first began to watch kdramas, I thought piggy backs were the rudest kind of carry.

A few years later and with dozens of kdramas under my belt, I’ve toned down my opposition to the piggy back. I now think it’s the second rudest kind of carry (I’ll tell you in a bit the rudest way to carry the girl…) and it’s one of my pet peeves in kdramas.

Damnit! I’m not a sack of potatoes so my man shouldn’t have to carry me like I’d crush him with my weight.

Second, I don’t mind sitting astride on a horse… but my man is a stud, not a steed. Having my legs spread open like that, with my crotch bumping against his back…I’d feel indecent.

Last, it’s ridiculous that in this day and age, I can’t find an uber to bring me home when I’m drunk.

Unless a pack of flying monkeys appears out of the blue, and my only chance of survival is to piggyback on a man while he tasers them all, I’d rather take a cab home than ride on his back.

Random drunk girl hails a cab jumps on human rickshaw. lol.

 

I accept no compromise. The only carry I consider romantic is the bridal carry. 

credit: Sarah Kate, photographer

 

Preferably with a swirl at the end. Wheeeeee!

That’s why I like ChiWon in Jugglers. He carried YoonYi like she weighed nothing more than a feather.

It helps thought that he looks like a giant when beside YY. 🙂

 

Okay…what’s the worst and rudest carry of all?

The Estonian carry. (lol, any Estonian lurker around here?)

It’s when the man piggybacks a girl UPSIDE DOWN. Like this:

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Hell no!