Love O2O: Xiao Nai’s SSS Dialogues

These were compiled by @agdr03 for us obsessive-obsessive ladies. Thanks!! Nothing but the best from you, of course. Lots of gifs and pics so this might slow down your connection. Will add more later.

SSS: Swoon, Sexy, and Sweet

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Episode 1 –

Form an in-game marriage with me.

Episode 2 –

I’ve already got an in-game spouse. That means I’m a family man. I shouldn’t fix another girl’s computer.
She put her trust in the wrong guy. Don’t give her a hard time.
You’re all I need.

Episode 4 –

If I lose, then I lose. The Missus is still around.
You should’ve handled this yourself but there are too many busybodies in the public chat room. I thought it best to get it over with.

Episode 6 –

Be safe on the way back.

Episode 7 –

Marital status is important.
I’m offering high prices for diamonds. So my wife can play with it.

Episode 10 –

It’s not a coincidence. I’m waiting for you.
I’m busy. On a date.

Since when aren’t we in that kind of relationship?

Episode 11 –

Okay, I’ll wait downstairs tomorrow. WeiWei, save me a seat.

We’re family now. Don’t worry.

Episode 12 –

WeiWei, if you keep staring at me, I won’t be able to take it anymore.
Don’t worry Missus, I never get asked out in all my life.
WeiWei, I’m happy.

Episode 14 –

If you feel awkward, you can come with me.
Don’t worry. I only ordered it after learning of your appetite. I have faith in your capabilities.

It’s so rare to see you like this. That’s why I stopped the car so I can drink it in.
I didn’t want to move fast. Does it feel real now?

Episode 15 –

Moral character is essential in a man.
Weiwei. It’s my first time being with a girl. I often don’t know what to do. At least for now, I have to be capable of what others can do.

Did you bring medicine?
The luggage is heavy. Missus, please sit down for awhile.

Episode 16 –

Call me as soon as you arrive. Remember to take your medicine. Also, replace your phone soon.
Is your cold better? It rained over there. Did you get rained on? Take your medicine.

Episode 17 –
Flowers along the fields have bloomed, take your time to return.

Episode 18 –

Stands in front of her , to shield her from the rain. ‘ In case you catch a cold again. ‘ WeiWei pulls him in. ‘In case I catch a cold?’

I just feel like as soon as you got here, the weather improved too.
Bribe me! I don’t accept just any bribe, only the Missus’ beauty.

Episode 19 –

Your roommate was around and in the way.

Episode 20 –

Close your eyes and go to sleep.
Without medicine your fever might worsen in the night. So I stayed.
I’ve thought about it. I’ll keep you near me from now on. It pained me to see you suffer.

Why did the Missus bite me? I demand justice be done.


I just know what to do at the sight of you.

Episode 21 –

Do you want to go swimming? The Missus needs to build up health and strength.


As my Mother said, take advantage of you.

Episode 22 –

All right, go to your dinner. It’ll rain tonight so don’t get rained on okay?
It’s raining too hard. I’ll come and get you.
As long as she’s willing to be with me, none of that matters to me.
If you’re unfaithful, I’ll restore your faith. If you lose all faith, I’ll convert you again.

Episode 23 –

Use it to appease me.
I’m downstairs. Come have breakfast.
Take care of it ASAP. I don’t ever want to hear hurtful rumours about WeiWei.
She’s my girl. Why wouldn’t I trust her?

Episode 24 –

WW- Will we fight in the future?
XN – No
WW- Why not?
XN – Because we can solve all of our problems without fighting.
WW- You’ll never get mad, no matter what I do?
XN- I won’t get mad.
WW- Will we always be happy?
XN – Yes.
WW – But I used to think Erxi and I would always be happy too.
XN – WeiWei, she’s only a small part of your life. I’m your everything.

You’re up? Go wash up. We’re going jogging.

This is my girlfriend, WeiWei.

Episode 25 –

I have no confidence in my self control.
Go and get your laptop and sit down next to me.
The Missus has indeed been asked out all her life.

Episode 26 –

Where’s my bed?
I heard there’s a danger of my girlfriend leaving my home.

Episode 27 –

It’s Chinese Valentines Day today. I never took you out all summer, so I wanted to bring you here.
I don’t think you’ve ever bossed me around. You can try.
Go serve your Mother In Law tea.

Episode 28 –

I came to pick you up for late supper.
Oysters? Hurry and grow up, Mrs Head of Household.

Episode 29 –

I can’t promise forever, but it should last until our kid is able to play the game. I want to at least bring the kid to Red Sparrow Bridge, let the kid know the first things we said to each other there.
That’s a false rumour. My fiancé is also in the staff.
It means no money for you, but you can take the man.
You’d have to ask my fiancé.

Episode 30 –

Who says I’m sleeping on the couch?
When will you let me graduate? Haven’t you made me study voluntary control for 2 years? Self control.


WeiWei, I have decided never to return you to your parents.
I think we should have a son. When Uncle made me run 5,000 meters, I was thinking, if we had a daughter, I would probably give our future son in law an even harder time. I’ve even come up with a plan. But if that happens, our daughter won’t ever get married. So it’s better to have a son.

I mentioned the relaxation of the one child policy and that we’d have 2 kids. If they all look like you, they’ll be adorable.
I’m thinking if a parallel universe does exist, and that Bei WeiWei went to Wuhan University, wouldn’t that mean that Xiao Nai would never get married? I’d pity him.
At the very least, I’m also a hungry wolf.

I’m thinking, if I’d known what I know now, I’d definitely be in love, at the first sight of you.

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8 Comments On “Love O2O: Xiao Nai’s SSS Dialogues”

  1. OMG! OMG! OMG! I just fell off the chair!!! Am I still breathing? I Am I still alive?

    @packmule3: If you keep sharing such things, “I won’t be able to take it anymore!”**busily memorizing Xiao Nai dialogues**

    @agdr03: You made my whole week…my whole month..nay my whole year..What an eye for detail, girlfriend **bows down in gratitude**

    Even after re-watching episodes, I had bypassed incomparable gems such as:
    “If you’re unfaithful, I’ll restore your faith. If you lose all faith, I’ll convert you again.”

    “It means no money for you, but you can take the man.”

    “As a non-omnivorous wolf with a fondness for a specific taste, not being hungry would be more shameful (rawwwrr)

    **will stop here before I descend deeper into incoherence**

  2. I think I’m going to look at this post every 5 minutes..can’t get enough of Xiao Nai🙈🙈🙈

    I love this post so much😍😍😍

    Thank you, @agdr03 and @packmule3😘

  3. I laughed at the “oysters” comment. Trust @agdr03 to remember that and list it as SSS.

    Oysters are aphrodisiacs. They boost libido in both men and women. Weiwei can’t give him oysters then demand him to practice self-control. That’s why he petted her hair and told her to grow up fast. Because she’s such an innocent babe.

    And that comment about being a carnivore (or non-omnivore) with a CRAVING for a specific taste, (i.e., Weiwei)… that’s funny!

    It makes me laugh because he talks dirty…in such a clean way.

  4. Sweet dreams then!

  5. Yes..only Xiao Nai can talk dirty while looking so innocent and cute😍😍😍 He’s the absolute perfect boyfriend that one can take to meet the parents (who will never suspect him to be a hungry wolf..LOL..though to be honest, he did exercise self-control for 2 years)😛

    I knew about oysters being an aphrodisiac because I’ve recently returned from a trip to Rome where I took a food group tour and our Italian guide was slying hinting at how oyster dishes are good for amore😝😝😝

  6. Have you eaten oysters? Even if it isn’t an aphrodisiac, just eating it is sooooo sexy.

    My husband and I go to this oyster bar for happy hour (happy “hour” is not only Fridays. It’s Mon to Fri from 4 to 6. lol) because of their oysters. ($1 an oyster), and I can easily finish a dozen and a half of these babies in one sitting.

    The thing with oysters is that you have to slurp it: the juice and the meat itself. Then you don’t munch. You kinda play around with it with your tongue and give it a bite here and there so the flavors are released. Then you swallow the whole thing. Don’t chomp on it to pieces, it’s not steak.

    Just imagine french kissing a mollusk!

    It really is a sexy thing to eat oysters. hahaha.

    But I love the taste. The fact that it’s an aphrodisiac is just an “icing on top”.

  7. No, I wasn’t brave enough to eat the oysters, because I thought they would be kind of slimy like mussels (Which I don’t like).
    But eating them sounds quite sexy now after you explained it. French kissing a mollusc..LOL..I get the picture..slurping and sucking in all the juices😜😜😜
    See why I treat dramas as forms of education too..for tips on both culinary and amorous adventures, it seems🤣🤣🤣

  8. Hello Obsessive-Obsessive Girlfriends – of YangYang! 😄

    Thanks so much for this post @packmule3 😘 and the gifs were just 😍😍😍 No need to thank me because I enjoyed watching Xiao Nai deliver those lines and he gave me happiness in return. I am really grateful to you for recommending this drama. 🙂

    @Phoenix , be happy girlfriend! 😘 You’re not the only one who cannot get enough of this man. We did say he is perfect 😉 Let’s enjoy him some more, just don’t fall off chairs ok? 😀 To be honest after doing this I can totally say that no other man will ever affect me this way, besides my husband that is. 🤣

    Oh oysters! Yum! Of course we have to include it, that (aphrodisiac) was the main reason I did. 😉 I love oysters but it is very expensive here. I wish we had your happy hour @packmule3 , if we do, hubby and I will be there every time. 😀

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