Bitch Talk: My List of Oppa-Ahjussis

From Oppa’s Goddess:

Packmule, LMH is serving in the army now. So nothing new from him, Korea is now in shortage of “oppa” actors. So many are serving in the army. LMH, JCW, KSH, Siwan, Taecyeon, etc. it’s time for “dongsaeng” actors or (one of my cousins name these older actor as) “oppahjussi” —> ahjussi actors with oppa flavor/ahjussi but still look and feel like oppa hahahaha

Here’s my short list of sexy oppahjussis or ahjussioppa (sounds like “Ah! Juicy oppa!”)

1. Gong Woo.

Of course, we have to start with this guy. Although he looks like he’s a high maintenance guy, I’m sure we sassy bitches wouldn’t mind tinkering around with him. There’s nothing like waking up beside a handsome man with tousled hair on a Sunday morning.

Stop winking. Stop winking. Stop winking. He’s such a flirt. Image result for Gong yoo gif

2. So Ji Sub.

Frankly, I find his face too angular but I like his broad shoulders. It would be fun raiding his closet and borrowing his large sweatshirts that are slouchy and super-comfy to wear. If I were his girlfriend, I’d wear his clothes just to brag to the world that he’s mine.

3. Jo In Sung.

I wouldn’t mind if my imaginary daughter brought home this guy to dinner and introduced him as her fiancé. He looks placid but dependable. Handsome but faithful. Easy-going but competitive. I wouldn’t worry about my daughter starving or him running away with the babysitter.

4. Kim Rae Won.

This guy always acted like an ahjussi, even when he was young enough to be an oppa. He’s the Korean version of Jervis Pendleton aka Daddy-Long-Legs, always there to protect and mentor the young heroine.

I sometimes wonder though if there’s a hint of “grooming” involved in his romances but I have completed none of his shows so I can’t analyze them for that icky issue.  I don’t  stay longer than four episodes of his shows because I often find fault in his leading females.

For instance: Moon Geun-young in My Little Bride (ugly. Sawwwryyy!), Jung Ryeo-won from Which Star Are You From (long face like a horse), Soo Ae from A Thousand Days’ Promise (tired like a dishrag), Park Shin-hye from Doctors (felt like she was cheating on her Pinocchio’s costar, lol), Shin Se-kyung from Black Knight (cannot act. Her signature facial expression: dilated eyes).

I believe that KRW’s best partner is still yet to come.

5. Lee Dong Wook.

I’d be remiss if I excluded him from the list. However, this doesn’t mean that I’d fall for this guy. He seems too emotional for me. In the two shows I’ve watched with him on it, Blade Man and Goblin, he was crying – and he cried pretty, too. Ugh!

Sure, I love a sensitive guy, but if he can out-do me in crying, how can I use crocodile tears to get my own way?

6. Cha Tae-hyun.

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Look: if — in an alternate reality — I were to find myself in bed with this guy, you have my strict orders to kill me. On the spot.

I don’t ever want to think of having sex with this guy because, for me, he and his wife go hand-in-hand like macaroni and cheese, fish and chips, and salt and pepper.

But that’s exactly why I think he’s sexy. He’s sexy because he’s faithful to one woman.

7. Wu Xiu Bo.

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hahahaha. I know he isn’t Korean, but I want to sneak him in anyway. I’ve only seen him in one movie, Finding Mr. Right. At first, I thought his character there was a pushover but then I grew to like his steadiness, pragmatism and gentleness. He was exactly what that pregnant girl needed. I like it that behind that old ahjussi façade, there was a sexy ahjussi. Sexy = tough love and gentleness when needed.

I heard he’s a hottie in Chinese entertainment so I’m going to add him here.

8. Yu Ho-jin

Last but definitely, not the least.  lol.

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Heeeeeyyyy, don’t judge a book by its cover. 

Yu Ho-Jin was the director of my favorite variety show Two Days, One Night. To me, he’s such a low-energy guy that he looks like he needs a dose of Viagra just to be able to keep up with a bitch like me….so he’s not “sexy” in THAT physical sense. (You perverts! hahaha)

But what I find sexy about him is his ability to find the absurd in the littlest things. He can turn the most mundane events (like a water fight or a fish-sauce drinking contest) into something so hysterically funny that my tummy ends up hurting from all the laughter.

His wit is sharp and satirical. That’s why his episodes can have a sudden reversal or unexpected turn-of-events. But I like him most because he’s well-read. For me, a big part of sexiness is being a funny and insightful person whose company will always be stimulating. It’s brain sex.

So that’s my list. Do you have any other oppahjussi you want to recommend?

Adding:

Song Seong Heon

Leo Seo Jin

11 Comments On “Bitch Talk: My List of Oppa-Ahjussis”

  1. btw im curious, who is oppa goddess? lol
    wonsan team? or r88 team?

  2. Beats me. 🤷‍♀️She said she was Julie on soompi but the only Julies I know are from HK and Boston. I talk to a lot of random soompiers but I also scare them if I pop out of the blue and talk to them.

  3. You guys talk about me? Tsk 😅

    Hi Bebe aka lovebangwon.. anyeong… are the private twitter group during TKIL with “the ever complaining” jojo stil on? You and dey still chat? She told me about this blog. What do you think of my ID here Oppa’s goddess?? Hahaha emak2 lupa usia ngaku dewi.. blame it on packmule for writing about Oppa, and I’m inspired!

    now my opinion about your pick of oppahjusi..
    1. Gong Yoo approved
    2. So Ji Sub, not fall into classic handsome for me but har har.. he’s kinda sexy ✔️
    3. Jo In Sung approved
    4. Kim Rae Won.. he’s alright. But yeah in Black Knight, he and SSK are not on same “frequency”.
    5. LDW.. pretty boy, I mean namja.
    7. Who?

    My pick of oppahjussi.. just to make it different, I’m gonna choose idol/idol actor..
    1. Eric Moon.. let’s temporary forget he once caught in misogynist scandal according to Knetz, but to me he oozes sexiness.
    2. I’m debating myself who to choose from SM’s idols but then I decide to choose the CEO himself, Lee Soo Man (he’s more fit to be haraboji than ahjussi but I let it pass this time). I mean he got the best taste: he choose the best looking kids as his artists under his agency, he got the skill and the brain: well SM is abbreviation of Soo Man, from artist agency he turn his company into what it is now, he got the passion: even not so young he still active in developing, creating and rebranding his business, and he got the money: nuff said hahahaha
    3. Park Jin Young… or the ceo of JYP ent. The reasons are a bit similar to Lee Soo Man, but I don’t have any doubt choosing him instead of many of his handsome artists (Taecyeon, Nickhun, etc) because PJY is very daring, unique and has his own style, even his artists still think twice wearing his fashion.
    https://www.allkpop.com/upload/2017/04/content/jy-park_1493320479_oy.jpg
    😅

    I let you know if I can find another oppahjussi.. but for now, let’s enjoy the “fashion forward”-ness of Park Jin Young…

  4. Good picks!!

    I still don’t know you because I wasn’t on Twitter then. I’m not on twitter again because I forgot my darn password. 😰

  5. Park Jin Young and his invisible pants remind me of the Emperor’s New Clothes. He’s a very risqué choice but I approve. 👍

    What did Eric Moon say? About wanting his wife to cook for him? So what? If I were young, single and in love with him, I’d want to cook for him too. I’d do it uncomplainingly too because I love him. Cherishing and being cherished are the two sides of the same coin — no, TOKEN of love. I’m not a great cook either but I made sure I learned how to cook my husband’s favorite dishes so he didn’t have to run home to his mommy every time he was a missing “home”-cooked meal. 😀Nowadays, with many women in the workforce, I understand why dining out is more convenient. But knowing how to take care of ONESELF like cleaning house, cooking food, doing laundry, etc is laudable and is not sexist expectation for both male and female. In the same way, I trained my sons to do household chores, cook, iron, clean, pick up clothes, etc., I expect their GFs to know the same things. 😜

  6. No need to hassle yourself try to remember me.. here I’m oppa’s goddess.. (in my imaginary delusional world) the oppas worship me hahahaha.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  7. Yeah, that. That’s why I said according to Knetz. netizen love nitpicking and twisting someone opinion/statement to make it look very bad.

    I agree with you, cooking, cleaning, do laundry etc is basic skills everyone has to master, no matter what the gender is. I love cooking for my hubby too. He often tells me that my cooking is better than others, it’s priceless for me. Because I know it’s not because I’m better cook than those people, but because he’s being subjective to his wife. My food only feels more special to him because I cook it specially for my family, the way they like it. 😉

  8. Can I crash in here? Just came from Soompi, checking updates on Hwayugi and saw your post then you mentioned your blog, so I headed there. I don’t stay much on Soompi now, just lurking, stuffy and also been busy with work.

    I kinda like the Ahjussioppa because as you mentioned above, it sound as ushc, Ah! Juicy Oppa! 🙂

    On your choices…
    1. Gong Yoo is two thumbs up!
    2. So Ji Sub, I never did find him handsome but yes, he is sexy.
    3. Jo In Sung is okay. (Okay = bland)
    4. Kim Rae Won is okay too.
    5. Lee Dong Wook is handsome.
    6 up, no comment.

    My Oppa: (pardon, I am not in the position to call them oppa but still…)
    1. My man – Park Hae Jin
    2. Eric Moon equates to sexy.
    3. Lee Soo Jin because of his cockiness.

    I can’t think of anyone for now cuz my mind if filled of PHJ and I just remembered Eric because he was mentioned and I related LSJ because of 3MealsADay.

  9. Nonski!!!! You’re here too. I’m glad you’re here. Sorry I didn’t see your post earlier. It automatically went to my spam box, and when I clicked to approve it (I thought I approved it), it ended up in my trash box. As I said, never trust a blonde to do anything correctly the first time around.

    Who’s Lee Soo Jin? Wait — yes, he’s the 3 Mealsaday guy and the guy in that drama with UUE (or something). Yup. He’s definitely an ahjussioppa. Or “Ah! Juicy Oppa.” Yum-yum.

    Wait, a second let me right something about him before I forget.

  10. Hahaha! I thought my comment was just lost, I usually experienced, hit some damn button and voila all the things I wrote gone. Happy to know it’s up.

  11. It went to my trash 😤. I don’t know 🤷‍♀️ how it got there. I don’t have filters so I don’t know how WordPress software decides which ones are trash (or trashY) and which ones aren’t. Oppa Goddess’ comments always end up in my “to be approved” list. I don’t know why either. Maybe because of her location.

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