Bitch Talk: Phoenix’s Updated Shallow Island Map

Hurray! As promised, @Phoenix has updated a map of our two islands here at BitchesoverDramas with a couple of new geographical features. Since she’s the co-president of two (or three?) Best Boyfriend Appreciation societies in the blog, she can best describe the two islands.

Here’s her description of the islands. Thanks, @Phoenix!!!!

I am sharing the revamped map of our Shallow and Cynical Islands, with
new places named in deference to our Best Drama Boyfriends. As there
are many new BoD-ers on our blog now, I also think it will be helpful
for them to share an overview of the concepts of the islands – what
they mean and why we go there.

What is Shallow Island?

Shallow Island is where BoD-ers satisfy their shallow side – we go
there in spirit when we unabashedly watch a kdrama or cdrama for the
male lead’s charisma, abs, eyes, smile or kisses, and may ignore the
lack of plotline or direction in the rest of the drama. We are allowed
to fangirl there to our heart’s content; however just raving over
Oppa’s d*mples will not get any drama male lead entry into the Best
Boyfriend Club or be celebrated on our Shallow Island. To be
considered as Best Boyfriend material, drama male leads have to live
up to our bitch standards. They cannot be all brawn and no brains –
they need to stand up for the female lead, respect her and others,
prove themselves as worthy of love and trust, and be courageous, calm
and confident in the face of peril.

What is Cynical Island?

Being discerning bitches, we still may not be able to leave our
analytical, thinking side behind. If, in the middle of fangirling over
a male lead, we want to rant about an illogical aspect of the drama,
we can cross the Bridge of Tropes and hop on to Cynical Island to rant
about it. We have held virtual parties on the bridge in old times when
we have brought over our favorite drama boyfriends as dates and hopped
between islands during drama rewatch parties.

 

I’ll only add a couple of things.

Guests on the Shallow Island are welcome to stay for as long as they want as long as they don’t annoy the “elders” of the islands….@Phoenix, @agdr03, @GB, and so on.

The Cynical Island, however, has only one permanent resident and that’s me.

20 Comments On “Bitch Talk: Phoenix’s Updated Shallow Island Map”

  1. Thank you @pheonix and @Pm3 for the early morning giggle, as Qing Cang quicksand is exactly what Iโ€™m sunk in at the moment. So apt.

  2. I prefer camping on the bridge. That way I can enjoy the scenery of Shallow Island while dipping my toes into the Sea of Sarcasm.

  3. GrowingBeautifully (GB)

    Thanks @Phoenix!! I’m still on a luxury boat of sorts, bobbing between islands and sometimes dip into Kiss and Swoon Bay. From time to time I anchor at the Sea of Sarcasm or do a round islands tour to view the mesmerising Archaeopteryx Lighthouse lights. ๐Ÿคฉ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคช

  4. @packmule3 Thank you for posting this map ๐Ÿ™‚
    I’m a permanent resident of Shallow Island (currently submerged in QingCang Quicksand ๐Ÿ˜›).
    A hearty welcome to all swimmers and swooners out there! ๐Ÿ˜

  5. aNNYeong,

    Thanks @Phoenix for this revamped map ๐ŸŒด LOve it! good job! โญ

    I’ll be relaxing by the Lee Gon Lagoon and enjoying the Archaeo Lighthouse ๐Ÿ’— scenery in the background. Ooh la la.

    I’ll definitely be swimming in the Drama Obsession Ocean forever haha.

    i wonder Who will be the next recipient of the BOD Best BF award? do we have Any new candidates?

  6. Thanks for the new map! I a stuck in Lee Gon Lagoon!

  7. Thanks for the new map @Phoenix!! New boyfriends and their traps on shallow island. Currently sinking with @MrsRJH1 and @Phoenix at QingCang Quicksand ๐Ÿ˜› but I’ll come back to the bridge after this phase is over. hahah

  8. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘.

  9. GrowingBeautifully (GB)

    Yup @Phoenix and @grace, the DFQC Quicksand is great for sinking into. Happy to be buried for some time to come!!!

  10. Loving the company in QC Quick sand @GB, @grace and @phoenix. The rewatch is making me sink even further into it ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ Catching all the nuances in 2nd watch makes him even swoonier a bf than I thought first time round (and he was plenty swoony then). It may take more time than normal for me to find my way back to the bridge lol

  11. GrowingBeautifully (GB)

    Welcome to the Qing Cang Quicksand @MrsRJH1. Happy sinking LOL!

    LBFD has a terrible hold on my attention. No other shows can dislodge my preference to just rewatch this series and certain episodes several times!

    Looking forward to seeing you on our rewatch!

  12. @GB I am so glad Iโ€™m not the only one feeling this way. I completely relate, Ive tried to get into some other shows but my happy place continues to be in LBFD.

    Sometimes a show is just *so* good, I need to savor it longer and just bask in its feels for a while before I can do justice to another show.

    And Iโ€™m going to indulge this obsession a bit and stick with LBFD only for the next few days/weeks, enhanced greatly by your company and the wisdom and insights of commentators on BOD. โค๏ธ

  13. GrowingBeautifully (GB)

    @MrsRJH1, please leave a reply to my post in the “LBFD: Eps 7 to 12 Rewatch Open Thread” as well. ๐Ÿ™‚

    @pkml3, we’ve finished rewatching Ep 12. Please open 2 more threads (just in case we need to move across the next 12 episodes): one for Eps 13-18 and another for Eps 19-24.

    Much thanks!!! ๐Ÿช โ˜• ๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿต ๐Ÿจ โ˜• ๐Ÿฅฎ ๐Ÿต (It’s mooncake time over here so I should add more of the mooncake!)
    โ˜• ๐Ÿฅฎ ๐Ÿต ๐Ÿฅฎ ๐Ÿต ๐Ÿฅฎ ๐Ÿต ๐Ÿ˜†

  14. Ok. ๐Ÿ‘

    Thread for Eps 13 – 18 is out.
    Thread for Eps 19 – 24 will go live after midnight. ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. GrowingBeautifully (GB)

    Many thanks @pkml3, *hugs ๐Ÿค— and kisses ๐Ÿ˜˜* the threads are both out right on schedule!! ๐Ÿ˜„

  16. Hello my QC quick sand fellow swimmers, I stumbled upon something you may be amused by: the voice actor for our DFQC has recorded GPS directions if voices by DFQC. If only I understood Mandarin, I would have switched over to it asap.

    https://twitter.com/secretsforests/status/1564932630780739584?s=46&t=P7N9mv1LdciOtS0kZk9T0A

  17. GrowingBeautifully (GB)

    LOL @MrsRJH1 That was hilarious. I wouldn’t be able to drive properly at all with that GPS. I’d deliberately make all the wrong turnings just to hear him scold me LOLOL. Or I’d park and just listen to him going on about locating me at the ends of the earth. ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿคฃ

    There is this video which shows us why the Voice Actor is crucial for this role.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcunWI03xJo

    It’s hard to change one’s accent! ๐Ÿ˜œ (Jia You to Dylan for his efforts!)

  18. GrowingBeautifully (GB)

    I don’t know whether to post this here or in the other thread on what we are watching, so I’ll post it in both!

    This is AvenueX’s review of the contemporary drama with Dylan in it and it sounds like it’s worth a look-see. Another reasonable, organic relationship (but in realistic life).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HYgkCAhoPI

    Since I’m on a DFQC, Dylan Wang roll, I may check this out!!

  19. @GB lol at not driving properly with those directions ahahaha Iโ€™d do the same. Iโ€™d probably just drive everywhere so I could listen to him – 10 trips to the grocery store in a day? Need directions. 5 drives just for fun? Yup need directions ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    Ooh thatโ€™s for sharing the tip. I will take a look at that review now. Would love to check out more of Dylanโ€™s work. I bookmarked some of his other dramas on Netflix (meteor garden and the other about the workplace romance with older coworker).

    I watched the video on his accent a couple of times but my recognition of Mandarin is still too beginner level to make out a big difference in the accent. Eg when I first watched CLOY I couldnโ€™t tell the difference between N Korea and S Korea accent, but by now, I totally can tell them apart.

    So maybe once I watch more cdramas now, Iโ€™ll start to get it. Love his voice actor but Dylanโ€™s voice is great too!

  20. GrowingBeautifully (GB)

    LOLOL @Mrs RJH1, you’re so right. I’d drive everywhere with GPS on, even to the corner store LOLOL.

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